A concerned Gotham citizen by the name of Matches Malone shared this picture with us – a photo depicts the notorious criminal Oswald Cobblepot (aka The Penguin) using his preppy umbrella to sodomize yet another delinquent, Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn). Despite this impromptu sex session being really freaking weird, we are going to go ahead and say that Harley can get it anytime!