THIS JUST IN: The Shredder (real name Oroku Saki) and April O’Neil (real name April O’Neil) have been banging behind everybody’s back. The Turtles are understandably furious, sources close to these mutants say that they feel “betrayed”. Seeing a popular newswoman get fucked from behind with a gag in her mouth is a pretty riveting experience, don’t you agree?
