This is a photo we received from an anonymous (and ANNOYING) source. This wacky Tic Tac-looking person sent us a very compromising picture showing Lucy Wilde and Balthazar Bratt. The mulleted mastermind enjoyed some passionate prone boning with this curvaceous redhead. We tried to get in touch with the participants, but they refused to give any comments. More to follow.
Penelope Pitstop has been romantically (or rather – sexually!) involved with her long-time rival, Dick Dastardly. This user-submitted picture shows Penelope thoroughly enjoying Dick’s dick. What that means for us is yet unclear, but those two have been lying to us for ages. What’s the true nature of their love-hate relationship? We might never know. Still, enjoy the leaked picture.
Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson are back together. The couple was captured at one of New York’s seediest hotels. The rumor has it that after a lengthy titjob and several rounds of hardcore sex, Spidey blew his radioactive load deep inside Mary Jane, giving her cancer. This is not the first time he has done this.